I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
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The essentials of Asian Dumbledore’s speech at the end of Mulan.
asian dumbledore
omg asian dumbledore
Haha excellent
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Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried
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when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
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why wasn’t sympathy vs empathy ever explained to me as “that sucks vs i feel u” because that’s literally the best way to explain it
THIS IS IMPORTANT
-Kevin
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CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT AND IMAGINE WHAT AN AWESOME DAD BOROMIR WOULD HAVE MADE
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
“a better one than Faramir, that’s for sure,” says Denethor~oh my god
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do transformers get car insurance or life insurance
i’m pretty sure you can bundle that at progressive
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Shania Twain
IM SO MAD BECAUSE THIS POST HAS 13 FREAKING NOTES TOO MANY! ITS NOT A LOT AT ALL BUT WHY DOES IT EVEN HAVE NOTES IN THE FIRST PLACE?! SERIOUSLY?! 13 NOTES! AND ALL IT SAYS IN SHANIA TWAIN! ARE YOU PEOPLE MENTALLY CHALLENGED OR????
I’ve done it. I’ve offended someone by saying Shania Twian.
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imagine a stand up comedian that can’t come up with their own jokes so they just stand on stage reading out popular text posts in a monotone voice
basically all of twitter
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
blank
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Luke Youngblood, the actor who played Lee Jordan in the HP Films,also plays the role of Magnitude in Community
oh fucking what
HOLY SHIT
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If you ever think you’ve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter.
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